While I was waiting PATIENTLY for my dinner, the Woman sat at her desk, supposedly doing things with her checkbook and bank account, and ripping a CD to her iTunes, when this...NOISE...came from her.
It was awful.
It hurt my ears.
It OFFENDED me.
So I jumped on her desk and did what any respectable cat would do when faced with this disturbing noise. I head-butted her right in the face.
Oh, she was all Damn, dood, I was only humming, but that didn't change the horribleness of it.
Guys. You know what humming is?
IT'S SINGING WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED.
I think next time I'm going to have to asterisk-butt her in the face. That should stop it for good.
It was awful.
It hurt my ears.
It OFFENDED me.
So I jumped on her desk and did what any respectable cat would do when faced with this disturbing noise. I head-butted her right in the face.
Oh, she was all Damn, dood, I was only humming, but that didn't change the horribleness of it.
Guys. You know what humming is?
IT'S SINGING WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED.
I think next time I'm going to have to asterisk-butt her in the face. That should stop it for good.
9 comments:
Humans don't realize how they assault our sensitive kitty ears!
Hey, at least it wasn't a fart.
Double points if you catch her with her mouth open on an asterisk-butt!
~Vicat
Bwahaha!
Max, you should hear our mom when she sings with her mouth open! Arrrrrrggh!
If your ears hurt, let her know it!
Ewwww,Vicat, she'll get a month full of cat butt. That's gross.
We are STILL sometimes amazed at the distressingly weerd noises some Beins make...
You are a smart kitty Max! We just runs away from the noise.
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
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