I had to, guys...I just had to...

Posted by Max | Posted on 9/18/2014 10:43:00 PM

While I was waiting PATIENTLY for my dinner, the Woman sat at her desk, supposedly doing things with her checkbook and bank account, and ripping a CD to her iTunes, when this...NOISE...came from her.

It was awful.

It hurt my ears.

It OFFENDED me.

So I jumped on her desk and did what any respectable cat would do when faced with this disturbing noise. I head-butted her right in the face.

Oh, she was all Damn, dood, I was only humming, but that didn't change the horribleness of it.

Guys. You know what humming is?

IT'S SINGING WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED.

I think next time I'm going to have to asterisk-butt her in the face. That should stop it for good.

Comments (11)

Humans don't realize how they assault our sensitive kitty ears!

MOL!

Hey, at least it wasn't a fart.

Double points if you catch her with her mouth open on an asterisk-butt!
~Vicat

Bwahaha!

Max, you should hear our mom when she sings with her mouth open! Arrrrrrggh!

If your ears hurt, let her know it!

Donn't be so obvious. Mystery is everything. Nose butt her with your tongue hanging out in that cute little way we all know how to do. And let her wonder, for the next half hour, where you and your tongue have been!

Ewwww,Vicat, she'll get a month full of cat butt. That's gross.

We are STILL sometimes amazed at the distressingly weerd noises some Beins make...

You are a smart kitty Max! We just runs away from the noise.

Sasha, Sami, & Saku