My lap time has been woefully lacking lately; the Woman usually has her computer on her lap and doesn't leave any Max room (and yeah, once in a while I try to get on it anyway, but it's just not comfy) so while she was asleep last night I body slammed her a few times, stepped on her nipples, and did other things to make her wake up and give ne head skritches. And doods, it totally worked! She woke up and paid attention to me! Well, yeah, some of that attention was wrapped in words that are on lotsa kitty's bad words list and she rolled over and went back to sleep, but when she was in that in-between place of being asleep and pissed off, she totally petted me and rubbed my chin and head.

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Sometimes you have to be firm with humans. Like really firm. And lots annoying.

good job!!!

Take what you can get! We do that to Mom alot!

Ah now that makes it all worthwhile, doesn't it?

SCORE! And you didn't have to use the kitty-fist. Verreh civilized.

these are excellent tek-neeks, especially the BoobieStep, which i practice nightly myself.

Way to go Max!

You da mancat!

Cookie tried that with Mom last night, but without much success. Mom just gave her a corporal cuddle that sent Cookie fleeing the bed. Maybe our Mom was too wide awake?

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel

Hmphh! If I do that I get kicked off the bed with a boot up the backside.

What is WRONG with your Woman Max? I think she needs to pay WAAAAAY more attention to you, and prolly to Buddah also!

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do...