The PsychoKitty Speaks Out

• It is not fair for the Younger Human to cut up chicken when he has no intention of giving me some.
  
• It is the Woman's job to make a lap for me on demand, whether she's trying to "work" or not.
  
• We all know when the Woman is "working" she's really just surfing for kitty porn.
  
• She's talking about moving office stuff around. This cannot be allowed to happen.
  
• I am perfectly happy with where things are.
  
• The rain is getting on my nerves; there have been no good sunspots in way too long.
  
• Kitties can get writer's cramp when they have to sign their name over and over.
  
• I don't care if those are nipples, I am going to stand on one until you get out of bed.
  
• I don't think she needs those nipples, anyway.
  
• I have a new kitty friend, his name is Winston and it would be nice for him to meet other kitties.
  
• He only has 2 posts in his blog, but he's a nice kitty.
  
• I am now going to start bugging the Woman for snack, even though it's an hour and a half early.