REAL LIVE FRESH DEAD COW!!!

Posted by Max | Posted on 7/02/2013 09:44:00 PM

Seriously. And a lot of it!


The People went out this evening after a day of watching stuff on DVDs because it was too hot to go out before then; it wasn't Doctor Who-worthy stuff, but it was okay and I watched from the Woman's lap for a while.

When they came back, they had steak for me. The Woman cut it into bite sized pieces, heated it up for 5 seconds in the I'm-too-damned-lazy-to-cook-for-reals box so that it was the perfect temperature for nomming upon, and then Buddah and I got big servings of it.

And then!

I didn't know we were doing my birthday. I haven't felt like celebrating it, but after getting all that real live fresh dead cow I was in a pretty good mood, so the Woman gave me my presents.

And doods.

It's what I always wanted.

I GOT MY OWN MINIONS!


FOR REALS!

Man, we are gonna take over the world.


Well, after we see what's going on in the kitchen. I think there might also be some real live fresh dead shrimp in there with my name on it.

I might even share.

Comments (24)

Wow Max. That's like the most awesomest day ever. But I think your minions are just a little bit scary...

Uh, does one of 'em screw into a light socket? Ha ha ha!

Happy Birthday Party Day Max. you made out!
your pals, Morgan and Maisie

The cow looks great but OMC! You got MINIONS? We just saw them last night the first time! Do they give scritchies?

And (BTW), its good that you are celerybratin yer birthday. Happy birfday dear friend...

Score!!

Minions!!!! Oh my Bast - how wonderful!!!

Is that Kevin, Kevin and his other brother Kevin?

DOUBLE SCORE!!!!!

Wow! Great Celebration of you birthday! Hope you got your shrimpies later.
Minions. MINIONS! COOL!
You so deserve everything you got!!
QUINN

Wow! That's pretty amazing! And I think it's about time you had a few minions.
--Jasper

MINIONS! How incredibly awesome, even better than real live dead cow slightly warmed in the lazy box..

Hopefully you'll get to watch Doctor Who next ;)

Wow, Max! Live dead cow and minions? What more could you ask for?

Dead cow and Minions! Wow what a B-Day haul!!

Your lucky day Max.

Minions!!! Uh, is that like onions? We's gonna have to ask our mom.

AND dead cow, that's some birthday present. Happy Birthday Max!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

You're so lucky! Happy Birthday!

Your very own Minions! And Real Live Dead Cow. You are one lucky mancat

Wow Max! That is like the awesomest birthday ever! I am really thrilled that you had such a great day. You earned it and here is hoping that you have at least 12 more! Headbonks big dood!

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Oh, Max, you with minions.. that's just... just.... PAWSOME!

So are the minions pretty obedient, Max? Hope you had a happy (cool!) Fourth of July. Silly Humans should just be QUIET, don't you think?

Hoppy Birthday from all of us! Hide those Minions from DKM - she'll try to steal them.

Happiest of Birthdays to you Friend!
Minions & Cow! Great Day!