June 15, 2012

This is my You Got What You Deserve face
Look...if you clean my box EVERY SINGLE DAY, preferably twice a day, I will refrain from inappropriate peeing. But lady, if I go in there and it's still got yesterday's pee clumps and Buddah's uncovered bizness, I am going to march into the living room, squat, and pee on the floor RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU because, really, IT WORKS. Sure, you got 5 different kinds of unhappy excited, but I have a clean box now, don't I?

15 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

You tell her Max!

TheWilsonZoo said...

Max, dood, you need to be careful doing stuff like that. If I did that to my person, I'd be stuffed into a PTU before I had a chance to shake my tail, and off for a visit to the V-E-T. And we all know what that means! Poking, and prodding, sample collecting, other highly personal, undignified stuff. Just sayin'

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Sometimes nothing less than direct action is good enough to get the message across to the Humans.

Sparkle said...

What did your human expect? I mean, how would she like it if nobody flushed the porcelain litter boxes?

I let mine off easy. Once, when my litter box got too icky, I marched right into our office, gave her a hard look and made her follow me to the offending box, which she promptly cleaned.

Saku said...

Oh my Max, our mom would have a cow - a real freaking cow - if we did that. Come to think of it, it might be worth it just to see the look on her face, MOL!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku (Mom Eileen)

The Island Cats said...

She deserved that, Max...no doubt about it.

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

That's telling her! Angel does her business outside the box and scratches very loud and long in the box to voice her displeasure!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

WE don't see the problem here. You pee, she runs in immediately and scoops it up. Seems like a fair trade to us. xoxo

The Life of Riley said...

Some times it is so hard to train old humans to learn new tricks.. but it seems like you found a way to get your human to do exactly what you want! Well done.

Woofs,
Riley

The Furry Bambinos said...

Max, you really know how to train your People!

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, Caramel, Sunny, and Sky

Unknown said...

Oh! Me is going to has to try that!!! Me hates it when the pawrents does not clean the box!
Kisses
Nellie

Laura and Taffeta Rose said...

The look on your face is eloquent, Max! Need we say more?

Laura & Taffy

Shaggy and Scout said...

Max you are a trailblazer! You give all of us courage to someday do what we only dream of!

Just Ducky said...

Yeah, that is one way to leave a comment!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Wait, Max, you mean you dont have yer OWN box? We have 4 boxes fer the 3 of us. On the other paw, they DO get cleaned each day, and that matters.