The Woman sat down with this and you know what she said to me? She said "This is not for kitty."
It's a hot dog! It's a TURKEY hot dog! Oh hell YES it's for kitty!
Now look. She had a lot of food there. Why couldn't I have the hot dog and she could eat those stick thingies? I'd have happily let her have the stick thingies.
She sat there and ate the whole thing in front of me, and then didn't even get up to get MY dinner for like 20 minutes!
I am so abused.
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Oh Max! We think you should call the ASPCA about this injustice.
Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel (& Sunny and Sky)
You are very abused!
Well of COURSE it wasnt fer YOU. We can see KETCHUP onit!
You should have the one WITHOUT ketchup...
The Woman should have fed you before eating the hot dog.
That is SO not fair! She should have given you the turkey dog and eaten the bun and the sticks. Now, THAT is fair.
I assume you're going to make her pay in an appropriate way.
I am forced to sit on the floor at my woman's feet meowing pitifully while she stuffs her face and ignores me. Humiliating and degrading. Something needs to be done.
My heart bleeds for you. First the injustice with the grass now this. I can only imagine how you must be feeling.
What is going on in your house? Seems like they are treating you like a second class citizen. If I were you I would start making things a little less pleasant for everyone, including your grass eating roommate.
Max, that is just so wrong. We hope a pillow got pooped on last night.
What your Woman evidently does not understand is that ALL food the kitty wants belongs to the KITTY. I cannot comprehend what misplaced sense of entitlement would lead a human to withhold that DELICIOUS HOT DOG from its rightful recipient.
Hi!
I am quite confused about the hot dog stuff. There is so much to learn, but I have to play.....oh, excuse me, I have to go catch my play mousie. But, before I go, Momma says you guys go way back. I don't undestand that either.
Little Miracle
Surely the Woman could let you a bite or two of that dog. No way she really needed all of it that bad!
Tell you what, I'd call the Kitty Council if I were you!!!
that really sucks.
your pals, Morgan & Maisie
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