Happy Halloween Doods!
Why do I like it this year? Because the People aren't even gonna answer the door so I don't have to put up with Sticky People and their freaky costumes begging for treats, when I know perfectly well that I'm not getting any treats.
The Woman says it's because last year they only got 2 kids at the door and they were like teenagers, but I know the 2 ultimate truths:
- They're cheap.
- If they buy a lot of candy they'll eat a lot of candy, and expand their flabby asterisks.
I'm totally on board with the no Sticky People thing this year.
But, to celebrate anyway, I leave you with some festive LOLz...