...and what did she get me?
NOTHING. She got me a big fat NOTHING.
On the other hand, she bought a couple somethings for That Damned Dog Butters. But ya know, I'm so used to it now that I didn't even bother registering a complaint. I just plopped down on the floor, hitched my back leg up, and licked myself.
I'm just gonna be 6 kinds of chill, and wait for Santa to bring me that real live fresh dead shrimp.
I'm not even gonna go poop on anyone's pillow.
Just chill.
That's how I roll.
What? Hell yes I've been in the nip tonight. Why are you asking?
NOTHING. She got me a big fat NOTHING.
On the other hand, she bought a couple somethings for That Damned Dog Butters. But ya know, I'm so used to it now that I didn't even bother registering a complaint. I just plopped down on the floor, hitched my back leg up, and licked myself.
I'm just gonna be 6 kinds of chill, and wait for Santa to bring me that real live fresh dead shrimp.
I'm not even gonna go poop on anyone's pillow.
Just chill.
That's how I roll.
What? Hell yes I've been in the nip tonight. Why are you asking?
8 comments:
Man, didn't DKM get you anything either? I mean that's just wrong.
Sounds like a good reason fer a serious toe bitey!!!
MOL! We couldn't tell, nope, not at all!
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
Good job, Max! Nip-on.
You know, Max, my Human went out shopping yesterday (without even asking for permission like a polite Human would) and I got NUFFING from that trip--a big NADA, ZIP, ZILCH. Pfft. I will try to be chill also, but I haven't had any nip or anything so it's going to be harder.
The nip really mellows you out, Max.
That's telling her, Max. Hopefully she'll know why you are ticked off and then apologize with some really good food or something. Getting a dog things before even thinking of you is just plain wrong.
Huh. Nope, can't tell you've been hitting the nip. Not at all. But now that's worn off... how do you really feel ? :)
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