Doods. There was no turkey here for Thanksgiving. Well, no people-made turkey. When I heard there was not going to be a single turkey making in the oven, I was a wee bit upset.
But then, the Woman said she was making Chicken Kiev instead, and I felt a little bit better because, hey, chicken!
But then she said Chicken Kiev is not for kitties because it's loaded with butter and garlic, and garlic is not a good thing to give a kitty.
So I was really miffed, because dangit, I already wasn't getting turkey, and then I wasn't getting chicken?
WHAT KIND OF THANKSGIVING IS THAT?
So I sat back wand watched as the people ate their wonderful-smelling dinner of chicken-Max-can't-have, roasted potatoes and sauteed green beans and buttery biscuits, and I was trying to figure out ways to get even.
BUT THEN
Yep, when they were done eating the Woman pulled a piece of chicken out of the microwave. She made an entire piece for me and Buddah, and she cut half of it off and into tiny chunks because apparently we don't chew well enough for big chunks.
"You didn't think I forgot you did I?"
Well, no, I was sure we weren't forgotten. I just thought she was being a royal witch-widda-b about the whole thing and that we were going to get shafted.
Then a little bit later they all had pie, which I was interested in but decided I didn't want after all...and she went to the cupboard where the stinky godness lives, and doods, she got out a can of turkey gooshy food and let us have it TWO HOURS EARLY.
ANNNNND...we get to have some more later!
So this is me, after al the foods tonight:
Just waiting for everything to digest, so I can have my real dinner in a little while.
I hope you guys had a great day, too!
But then, the Woman said she was making Chicken Kiev instead, and I felt a little bit better because, hey, chicken!
But then she said Chicken Kiev is not for kitties because it's loaded with butter and garlic, and garlic is not a good thing to give a kitty.
So I was really miffed, because dangit, I already wasn't getting turkey, and then I wasn't getting chicken?
WHAT KIND OF THANKSGIVING IS THAT?
So I sat back wand watched as the people ate their wonderful-smelling dinner of chicken-Max-can't-have, roasted potatoes and sauteed green beans and buttery biscuits, and I was trying to figure out ways to get even.
BUT THEN
Yep, when they were done eating the Woman pulled a piece of chicken out of the microwave. She made an entire piece for me and Buddah, and she cut half of it off and into tiny chunks because apparently we don't chew well enough for big chunks.
"You didn't think I forgot you did I?"
Well, no, I was sure we weren't forgotten. I just thought she was being a royal witch-widda-b about the whole thing and that we were going to get shafted.
Then a little bit later they all had pie, which I was interested in but decided I didn't want after all...and she went to the cupboard where the stinky godness lives, and doods, she got out a can of turkey gooshy food and let us have it TWO HOURS EARLY.
ANNNNND...we get to have some more later!
So this is me, after al the foods tonight:
Just waiting for everything to digest, so I can have my real dinner in a little while.
I hope you guys had a great day, too!
17 comments:
Oh wow. All I got was to watch the people eat. Well, that's okay because I never eat leftovers and human food anyway. Who wants their germs?
We don't 'do' thanksgiving in the UK but it's a GREAT idea! Hope it was good and you enjoyed the feast!
Wow! We had some turkey leftovers from where ever my human went for dinner, but nothing as sumptuous as what you had!
I still don't like people food. But I did get my own turkey Elegant Medley from Fancy Feast! Yumm!
Quinn
OMC! You had the bestest Thanksgiving, Max! We did manage to score a little turkey...but not enough in our opinion.
Chickeny wonder AND warms! SCORE!
~Vicat
Wow! You sure got a lot to be thankful for, didn't ya! Cuddle up by that fire and sleep it off baby, so you can stuff in more later!
You are very loves, you lucky mancat!
There was no turkey or ham HERE either, but we DID get turkey an giblets stinky goodness.
wow max, that's just pawsome!!! you are soooooooooooooo lucky
Great turkey day! You are a lucky kitty Max!!!
Mom says we had ours a month ago but we'd didn't get turkey or chicken then either.
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
Pawsome. We had da fire fing goin' today too. And we gots to eat turkey! We get chicken alla time. Isn't it tasty?
You look so comfortable there in front of the fire.
I don't like the chicken or turkey that people cook. I had Fancy Feast Turkey and Giblets for Thanksgiving.
She made you your own piece of chicken??? We're deprived!
Oh Max, it does my flinty little heart good to know you and Buddah gotted your share of the Thanksgiving bounty! My Human 'bandoned me. She did bring some turkey home for me, but after she cut it up nicely, I didn't want it.
I licked it though, so it wouldn't be any good for her anymore.
Glad you had a great Thanksgiving!!
Mum went to another house for TDay dinner, but she bought some slices of turkey home from the store today!
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