Today, I am 8.
I hope the People remember this.
And I hope they get me some real live fresh dead shrimp.
Because a birthday just isn't happy without some real live fresh dead shrimp.

Comments (46)

Happy Purrthday Max! All hail to the grate author kitty! Hope yoo get lotsa real live dead shrimps n stuff.
Sanjee and the resta the Hotties

Happy Birthday Max - we hope you get loads of treats today!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Happy Birthday, Max! We hop you get some real live dead shrimp too.

We read your post on the litter and it looks like we're going to have some fun around here soon. See, there are 6 of us and we're going to be testing the new litter when it arrives. We wonder how that will go. Or not go.

Happy Birthday Max! We think you are the king of the CB! We have our paws crossed for real live fresh dead shrimp!


Hey. I remembered! And I have ham but I'll return it for some live dead shrimp. I saw some fresh at the Farmer's Market this morning.

Wow Dude!!! Happy Purrrthday to you. Hope you get your real live dead shrimps. And purresents too. Maybe some nip or somethin'

Happy Birthday Max! Maybe your Mom will gives yoo some of dat pound cake wifout yoo having to sneak it. Yum! Although sneaking it and putting a little spit on da humans food now an den is kinda fun.

Happy birthday, Max!! We hope you gets lots of real live fresh dead shrimp and maybe some chicken and other stinky goodness to celebrate your day.

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
Bugsy, Sassy, Callie, Roxy and Pixie, and Their Mommy

Happy Birthday, Max! We hope your day is filled with lots of real live dead shrimp.

Happy purrfday Max. Hope you get your real live dead shrimp.

Happy Birthday, Max...we hope you get your real live fresh dead shrimp...otherwise we bet somebody's pillow will get pooped on....

Wow Max Happy Birthday!! Hope you get everything you want!

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!! - Cathy, Toby and Leia

Yo Max, Mindy and I are also 8 yrs. Happy Birthday to you, and we sure hope that by now you are feasting on real, live, dead shrimp.

DUDE. Happy Freakin' Birthday to the Supreme ManCat!

He has a serious bromance for you...

We'd hafta agree wif dat hope yoo haf da greatest 8th purrthday ever!

Chicklet and Pierre Peppercorn wish
you the very happiest of birthdays and so do the Mom & Dad people.

Hope you get lots of pressies today

Happy happy purrthday, Max! Hope you get lots of shrimps!

I just knows there will be lots and lots of shrimps?! I mean how could she not?!
Happy happy Birfday again Max :)
(we did make it back today!)

Happy Birthday, Old Friend! I hope you got the real live dead shrimps or ham you wanted for your birthday.


Happy Happy Purrfday Max! Whoo hoo!

Luf, Us

Happy Birthday Max. We hope you do get the real live dead shrimp, and maybe a new toy or two.

Tavi, Cody, Camie, Miss Jade and Gracie

Happy Birfday, Max! I hope you get all the treats your wicked little heart desires!

DUDE! 8 years young! I's behind on singin, but I can't miss my MAX man!
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdie Deer Max,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!
... an many moooooooore!
An I like da new blog layout.

Happy, Happy 8th Birthday Max and many, many, many moooooore!! Hope you got your favorite food to eat today!!
Your FL furiends,

Happy birthday, Max! You should have saved the pee incident for today!

We are wishing you a very Happy Birthday Max!! Hope you got all the real live fresh dead shrimp you could eat!!

Happy birthday Max! I hope you got the shrimp you were hoping for.

Huffle Mawson

Happy Birthday Max!!!


ps: If they forget you know where their pillows are.

Happy ShrimpFest Max...
you deserve crab 'n lobster 'n mahi mahi, too!

Dood, the Blogosphere would not be the same without you!
They wouldn't dare miss the shrimp, would they??

Happy Birthday Max! Did ya gets some shrimps? You're my hero. I'm snarky, but my owners just think it's "adorable". Apparently I'm not doing it right. Your Furriend, Bonny. P.S., you don't look a day over 4

Thanks for good wishes you left on our blog! They are old enough to be married 29 years, but the were barely old enough to get married in 1980. Mom was 20, dad was l month away from 21. Sigh.

Happy Belated Birthday Max!!!!!!!!
Make sure you get some really good treats too ;)
Thanks for stopping by and being a friend!! Friend power will keep me going for a while,heh,heh,heh!!
Purrs Mickey

So? Did yoo get yore real live fresh dead shrimps??? Didja?

Happy purrthday Max! Hope you get all the fresh live dead shrimps you can eat!

Happy Birthday Max! Since we are a day late, we wroted ya a poem:

Max is a cat who is feisty
He seldom wants ta be nicety
He adores live dead shrimpsies,
Thinks Buddah’s a whimpsies,
And for canned food he goes for the stinkty!


hoping you gotted your real live dead shrimps Max!!

A day late but still want to wish you a purry happy purrthday Max.

Belated Birthday Wishes, Max!!! Sorry we missed your big day, Mom had to go out of town and just got back tonight.

Did you get the RLFDS?

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, and Cookie and Caramel (the fosters)

Happy Birthday yesterday Max! Did you get your real live dead shrimp?

Happy Birthday Max!!!!

Pam, Sneakers, Bones, Buddy, Binx, Molly, Teddy, Rusty and Buttercup

Happy Belated Birthday, Max!

We hope that you got your shrimps!

Moe and Carmela

Happy Birthday Max!


Elizabeth and Booba

Happy Belated Purrthday Max!
Sorry we missed it!