Look, if you leave the pound cake on your desk, I am going to jump in your chair and try to eat it while you go back into the kitchen for something to drink. Your displeasure is not my fault; you left it where I could get to it, thusly, it's your own damned fault if there's cat spit on the very last bite of poundcake in this house.

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Yum! Pound cake is pawsome! We don't blame you for putting your spit all over it. We would too! :)

ahhh, Max--this is why I like you! Just tell it like it T-i-IZ. Leave pound cake out--live with the consequences...ya got any more??

Noir in Texas

Well said!

You'd think that the woman would have learned by now not to leave food on the desk to get a drink.

You are one smart cat.

I've never had poundcake but I think mum should get some for me this weekend.

Huffle Mawson

Shhhh don't tell da humans any secrets. Now yoo know dey watch yoo like a hawk when dare is meat food out but dey leave da room wif sweet stuff out ready for yoo to lik up.

Well, if it's left out where you can get it, then it must be meant for you, right?

We want poundcake too!
You have all the luck.

Surely your humans understand the meaning behind "public domain". If said cake is left out and you happen to come across it, it automatically becomes yours. Everyone knows that.

She shoulda learned by now...silly Woman. You go, Max!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew
Bugsy, Sassy, Callie, Roxy, and Pixie, and Their Mommy

Our Mom has learned to put things in the oven, microwave, desk drawer, any place that she can close!

It it is out is is free for the taking!

Was it very delicious?

Well done kitty. Saw your site, and it's pretty cute.

Cheers,

Elizabeth

Way to go!!