Look, I pushed Buddah off the railing by the stairs because the little crackhead likes it when I do that. He thinks I'm playing. So don't get your shorts in a wad when you see me do it. If you give him 15 seconds, he'll jump right back up so I can do it again. Besides, if he doesn't like it, he shouldn't walk on the outside of the railing, where it's so freaking easy to headbutt him down to the landing.

Oh, and it can stop raining anytime now. We're suffering from lack of suitable sunspots to nap in.

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