I wasn't going to eat the chocolate.
It was in a shiny red wrapper, and it spinned quite nicely.
I was going to play with the chocolate.

There's a difference, and if the Woman would pay attention to things like that, she wouldn't get so upset. And it's not like SHE needs any chocolate.

Oh, and she made more stuff with me on it, a bunch of blank journals. Because, apparently, I am so adorable.

Now, when she's not looking, I am so totally going to grab that piece of chocolate and spin it across the floor. And I'm not sharing it with Buddah.

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