I am NOT playing with the sparkly flying thingy!

I'm not!

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We know that the sparkly thingey jumped up on its own and hit you in the paw, Max!


You just made it stop bannoyin you. I unnerstand.

Just grab it for mom, She must give you some treats for return ; )

I loves my sparkly thing. but then I chew and eat it, then I get sparkly yak.


Nope, you are not playing with it! You are too much a mancat to play!

I totally don't see you, either.

Sometimes it just lands right on you...

Maybe if you taught it a lesson...

Yes, I know - you are telling it to GO AWAY and never come back!

Of course not, they are attackin you, an you are jus defendin yerself!

Make sure you don't eat any of that sparkly flying thingy. Make double sure you don't swallow it. What goes in has to go out, and the going out part isn't fun. Ask me how I know this.

Clearly, you are not playing. You are hunting and practicing your hunting techniques.

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, Caramel, Sunny, and Sky

Of course you aren't! We can see it jumped on your paw, and now the evil thing is trying to get in your mouth.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery, Max.

But why wouldn't you be playing with it? That's our favorite toy, right up there with the nip.

Nasty thing!
Kill it! Destroy it! Tear it limb from limb!

no, of course you're not. it's ackshully tryin' to provoke you into a brawl. resist temptation!!! resist!

We know you're just holding it down so it doesn't attack the woman. A kitten's work is never done.