The Woman has been so busy KINDLIZING stuff (I don't know what that means but it doesn't sound good) that she hasn't made a decent lap for me in about a WEEK. I was reduced to sitting on the Man's lap! His lap just isn't as squishy and therefore not as acceptable.

Now, I heard her say that she had Kindlized HER stuff...and then she looked at me and said "You're next, Big Guy."

Oh H377 no!

Aside from not knowing what the heck that means for me, it means NO LAP!



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