Tonight the People came home from Wherever, and the Woman looked at the trash can and then squealed "Good boy!"

And then she gave us treats.

Who knew NOT getting into the trash could get a guy some treats? And why don't I get treats EVERY time I don't get into the trash? 'Cause I can start knocking the can over and spreading stuff all around. I really could. I'll not do it for crunchy treats.

And now I wonder what was in that can I could have had...

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