Oh man, Buddah is mad. The Man picked up his grass and took it outside and never brought it back. At first we thought maybe he was giving it sunshine because you know, grass needs sun. But then he never brought it back. And the Buddah wanted to munch on it and it wasn't there, so he asked the Woman and she said "Sorry, Little Man, we threw it away. It had bugs in it."

Well. Bugs.

So?

Bugs = extra protein! Buddah LIKES to eat bugs. Now I'm just as happy that the bug laden thing is gone because I don't like to eat them, but I wasn't eating the grass anyway.

They better get him some new grass, or else he might take a page from the Book of Max and poop on something.

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