Both Sammy and Derby tagged me for this mememememememe...

What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?


  1. Write letters to the editors of all the major newspapers declaring my intent to take over the world, and supply kitties everywhere with endless supplies of Stinky Goodness, while making the people be our slaves.
  2. Visit the place where the people hunt for food, and go behind the counter where there's huge containers full of fresh real live dead shrimp, and eat them all.
  3. Lure Buddah outside, and push him in the pool.

Dangit, now I'm hungry and I want shrimp...

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