They did it again!

I was comfy and cozy on the Woman's lap, and he walked up to me with that evil stick-like thing, shoved it in my mouth, and rubbed it all over my teeth again.

That the hell did I ever do to them?

On the plus side, I've discovered a new and valuable use for the otherwise useless humans. In a spasm of itchies, the Woman demonstrated a wonderful talent of using her pitiful people-type claws to reach the major itch-fit working its way down my back. My spine was on fire, and she quite effectively put an end to it. She was very patient, too--I think she spent a good 15 minutes scratching my back and under my collar.

Something else good about them, aside from their opposable thumbs.

Comments (0)