Not to get all Chicken Little on your collective asses, but the freaking sky really was falling today! I shit you not! I was sitting on my window perch, and it started to fall down, these huge, white, fluffy pieces that came down almost slowly. At first I thought it was some strange mass of bugs, but no…I looked up and it was the sky.

And my people? Hells Bells, they were sitting there at the table playing some stupid game and I tried to warn them about it, but did they care? The Woman looked up and laughed at me, saying that there was nothing she could do about it.

Well, Lady, I tell you what. Next time it happens close the freaking window! Give us at least a little protection!


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