November 05, 2003

He took me outside! The Man picked me up and took me out the front door, where he (with the help of the Woman, I'll remember that) allowed one of those sticky little people to come up to me. While he held me tight he told the kid that he could touch me! Holy freaking overflowing litterbox!

When he's not looking, I am going to poop on his pillow.

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