Does this photo make my butt look big?

Posted by Max | Posted on 4/30/2017 08:03:00 PM


The Woman keeps playing with the camera on her new phone and it's usually pointed at me. This illustrates what I think of it.

The Man had this week off from passing gas and I assumed that meant there would be lots of attention for me, and laps to sit on, but no. They went off and did things that benefited me in no way and often made them late for snack and for dinner time.

I contemplated pooping on a pillow to show them my displeasure, but the Woman put fresh sheets on the bed and they're the super soft bamboo kind, and doods...omcod they're amazing to nap on, so I don't think I'll be defiling those any time soon.

If you don't have these, you really need to get them. They make all other sheets feel like sandpaper.

Comments (6)

Cool! My human wants bamboo sheets now. I approve of this investment for sure!

Mr.Awesome, you and your bum look fantastic from any angle! Your new book is freaking awesome and I will be looking for another. I know you can do it. I just feel it in my bones!

I want to try some out!

Yes, it makes your butt look big. Mum says she wants to check out bamboo sheets.

They are really awesome! You will never want to go back to regular. They may be a bit pricey bit really worth the money!

They are really awesome! You will never want to go back to regular. They may be a bit pricey bit really worth the money!