Posted by Max | Posted on 8/07/2014 03:10:00 PM
I found a new way to mess with a people. And it's something you can easily do, too.
Now, lately I have been napping under the bed. I like to change it up every now and then; for a few weeks I'll sleep in the closet. Then for a few weeks I'll nap in the Man's computer chair. Or on top of a climbing tower. But lately...under the bed.
So last night after snack I wiggled under the bed (because the Woman is old and ouchy, she has it on one of those low profile frames. Did she stop to consider the kitties? NO. She only thought of herself) and stretched out, and then fell into a comfortable, full-tummy slumber.
I sort of noticed when she went to bed; it creaked and moaned with her weight, but then she stopped moving so the bed stopped complaining, and I went back to sleep.
I woke up a few hours later, and unsure of what time it was, I just called out, "Hey, is it time for noms yet?"
When a person hears a cat meow from under the bed, it sounds all ethereal.
The Woman woke up, and blinked a few times, then muttered, "Holy $hit, Max. You sound like the Ghost of Kitties Past."
Or something like that.
I was too busy laughing at her confusion to make note of her exact words.
But do it. Get under the bed and meow at your sleeping people.
You'll totally sound like a Ghost Kitty, and when people are half asleep?
They'll lose their chit.