You know, I've been pretty sure all along that I was special. But I didn't realize how special until just a little while ago, when the Woman looked into the litter box right after I used it and said, "Oh, holy crap!"

I mean, wow. Who'da thunk? Even my poop is that good.

I'm contemplating an attempt at walking on water this afternoon, but that whole getting wet thing kind of skeeves me out.

But really, I'm just glad she FINALLY appreciates my awesomeness.

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