This is every freaking day:

Me: I would like to blog now.
The Woman: Just a little bit...I'm almost done with this section.
Me: You said that ten minutes ago.
The Woman: i know, but I'm on a roll here.
Me: Its my turn to have the computer.
The Woman: Max, I'm working.
Me: So?
The Woman: So, if you were writing another book, we'd split computer time. But you're not and I am.
Me: I miss my friends.
The Woman: I know, Big Guy. But I won't be writing forever.
Me: Your last book took you TWO YEARS.
The Woman: This won't take that long.
Me: I'm going to go poop on your pillow now.
The Woman: That's nice. I'm almost done...

=sigh=

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