So, I'm on the big bed, spread out on the fuzzy blanket, taking a bath. I'm cleaning myself...you know, the important parts.

The Woman walks in and says, "Well, that's attractive."

Why yes.
Yes it is.
Thank you for noticing.

When she came out of the bathroom, I was doing it again, and she made some snotty comment, "typical male."

No.
No it's not.
I'd pay good money to see The Man manage that.
I bet he would, too...

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