Posted by Max | Posted on 6/20/2016 12:00:00 AM
Yep, it's the annual Max-Turns-Another-Year-Older Day.
I have to admit, I was not expecting to reach this milestone, but I'd damned glad I did. I still have things to do and people to annoy, so I'm not ready to shuffle off to the next big thing.
Today I am hoping for 5 naps in different places around the house, some real live fresh dead shrimp (which I have been getting for the last couple of days, because I'm that awesome), and maybe some real live fresh dead steak, too.
Everyone celebrate with me.
NAPS FOR ALL!!!