Posted by Max | Posted on 4/01/2016 04:50:00 PM
THEY TOOK ME OUTSIDE!!!
AND THEN I WOUND UP HERE!!!
AND THEN THEY LEFT ME THERE FOR LIKE 3 HOURS!!!
Someone needs to let these people know that April Fools is supposed to be FUNNY. This was not FUNNY. This had me seeing a new stabby guy (he was ok I guess. Didn't make me get out of my PTU) and then I was DRUGGED (which was ok, I guess) and then THEY STOLE MY BLOOD (which was NOT ok.)
And all this because I'm a senior kitty and "it was time to see how things are working."
Well, I showed that stabby guy how things are working. I pooped a lot.
And tonight I'm showing the people how things are working. I'm going to poop on a pillow or two.
THIS WAS SO NOT FUNNY, DOODS!