Posted by Max | Posted on 6/15/2015 02:05:00 PM
I sat myself down on the end table by her chair and gave her the Why Are You Not Feeding Me look, because a person ignoring the needs of the kitty totally deserves to get that look.
So what did she do?
Well, she didn't get up to feed me. Instead she shoved that damned camera in my face and took my picture.
I know I'm a lovely model and all, but really...I just wanted food.
She thinks I look worried.
No, I'm just looking at stuff outside. There were giant moths and stuff flittering around the light outside, and I was just watching them.
If one had gotten inside--and it's possible because the screen door has gaps at the top and bottom--it could have been very exciting.
Oh, and I might have also been contemplating the fact that the People had steak for dinner a couple of nights ago and the Woman only ate half of hers so she took the rest and cut it into tiny bite sized pieces and we've been getting those as treats, and what if they're all gone? That's been a freaking good treat--bites of steak AND chicken on one plate--and it will suck when it's gone.
I am trying to think of a way to get them to have steak more often.
I overheard the Woman talking about how her doctor said to have more protein before she works out...maybe that should be my angle. Technically any time after she works out is now the time before she works out, so she should totally eat steak as her protein.
Damn, I'm good.