Doods! Today is my official 18th birthday!
The Woman admits, she didn't think I would see my 17th, but then the stabby lady fixed stuff, and now she says she won't be surprised if I'm still here for my 19th.
But the important thing...
I CAN VOTE NOW!
I hope there are a few local elections before the Big One in 2020. Just so I have some experience. That's important when facing big decisions.
But today my biggest decision: which to eat first, the real live fresh dead shrimp or the real live fresh dead cow. 'Cause I'm totally getting both! The Woman said so!