It's me! Buddah!

Posted by Buddah | Posted on 3/15/2019 09:27:00 AM

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!! Max said I could take over his blog today on account of this is my 14th birthday and he wanted me to knock myself out, but I don't think he meant it like I should run head first into a wall or anything, just, like, use the blog and have some fun and let me take my nap in peace, so that's what I'm doing.

The Mom says that today I get to have extra crunchy treats and my favorite flavors of stinky goodness even though I like all the flavors and I'm not picky like Max is, but I bet I get some beef Fancy Feast because that's the best Fancy Feast, or maybe I'll get some of the new Prime Plus stuff because that's always good, too, or even something with a lot of gravy on it, but not people food because I don't usually like people food, except steak when it's fresh off the grill, but there won't be a fresh steak today because that's Max's favorite food and today is my day.

When I was little I got really big presents on my birthday, like one year I got a screen door for the front door because I like sitting by the open door and getting fresh air, and another year I got a brand new cat tree, but I didn't want big things this year because I have all the big things a kitty could want, but Max said I'm getting something I really like and won't be disappointed about, and I thought that was the beef Fancy Feast but he said, no, it's a real present, just not big, it's fun and I'll be happy, but we don't get presents until after dinner so I have to wait ALL DAY to see what it is and that seems a little mean but he said it's just the way things are and birthday are about hope and by not getting my present until after dinner I have something to look forward to all day, and it'll be worth it.

So for the rest of the day I'm going to take 8 naps, eat lunch and snack, and Max and I are going to spend a little time working on a book that we're writing together even though it seems like I should get a day off for my birthday, but it doesn't feel like work so I suppose that's okay, and then he's going to work on his own book with the Mom while I take another nap, and then the Dad will be awake and it'll be time for dinner, and THEN I get my present and I can't wait!

Max says he didn't think he would be around for my 14th birthday or that I would even make it to 14 because someone was bound to strangle me but he's glad he's here and the day isn't over with yet, so if I bite someone who knows what will happen, but I don't bite as much as I used to even though I still chase him around the house and make him think I'll bite, but I did bite his neck a few days ago so maybe this isn't a good thing to talk about because it makes me look bad and no one should look bad on their birthday.

Happy birthday to me!!!

Comments (26)

I'm dizzy from reading this.
Happy Birthday, King of Run Ons!

HAPPY Birthday Buddah!!

(we hope Max is in charge of punctuation in the new book)

Happy Birthday to the King of the Run-on Sentence! May your naps be plentiful and restful, may all your treats be stinky and gushy, and may all your presents be fabulous!

Happy purrthday, dood! We hopes yer day is super- special an' yer surprise present is wunnerful!

Headbonks frum the Meowers!

Happy birthday Buddah.

OMG, Buddah...take a breath!
Happy Birthday, handsome mancat, and here's hoping your prezzie is terrific!

Happy Birthday Buddah Chewie and Princess are impressed with how many words you get out before you have to breathe. Chewie has to bite Princess’s neck at least twice a day she usually turns around and hisses at him and then they run around the house. But they’re only 9 so just youngsters compared to you and Max. I hope you get a super duper gift for your Birthday, enjoy your naps! BWM

Happy birthday Buddah! I wonder what your surprise is.
Have a wonderful day!

Happy Purrday Buddah!!! We can't wait to find out what your present is. Fenris got a dog bed for his birthday, BUT we all kept stealing it and since he actually likes it and sleeps in it Mommy got him another one so now we has TWO. MOL it's so big all of us kitty cats can share one if we want.

Happy Birthday,Buddah!! Scout sends you a kitteh cake! �� Love, Lynn & Scout

Happy Birthday, Buddah!! We hope you have a wonderful day of celebrating and getting some delicious treats. Thanks for sharing with us. Have a great 14th birthday weekend.
World of Animals

Happy Birthday, Buddah! Glad to see that you haven't lost your touch with run ons.

Happy Birthday Buddah & may you have a great & memorable day.
Make a birthday wish that you'll blog more often & let us hear your stories too.
Love to Max too.

Indeed, happy purrthday to you Buddah. I wish you many more.

Hope your Birthday has been good. I can't wait until you tells us what your present is. Be sure and thank Max for letting you run the blog today. Best Birthday Wishes!

Maggie, Dixie and Heidi!

Happy Birthday, Buddah!

Happy, happy birthday, Buddah! It's so fun seeing you. You probably got your fun gift by now--we hope it was great!

Happy birthday, Buddah! Now I want to know what you got!

Actually your run on sentences kept me totally enthralled for the next line! Go Buddah! And Happy 14th Birthday. Your style of writing defines you and we love it!, Happy, Happy!

Happy birthday Buddah!

Happy Birthday from me and my furry kids (all cats: Bogie--who is also 14!, Ron, 10 and Watson will be 5 in May).
You don't look 14!! Enjoy whatever gift they give you because they know you have been a 'gift' to them!

My kitty, Little Bit, had his first birthday yesterday. He got some real live dead tuna and tuna juice for special and some sparkly balls and feathers to play with.

I hope this is the happiest of your birthday’s so far. Turning 14 is a big deal!
Enjoy your special extra stinky goodness of a birthday dinner and treats! I’m sure you’ll love your gift!

Ack, we missed your birthday and it was all mom's fault. Hope it was the nappiest, er, happiest and that you got all good things.

We hope ya hadda great birfday Buddah!

Happy Birthday