August 12, 2013

You know what's mean?

I'm gonna tell you what's mean.

Mean is frying up a giant pan full of sausage for pizza and telling the kitty, "No, not yours."

Mean is putting it on a plate covered with paper towels to soak up the grease and taking a piece for yourself, and then telling the kitty, "Sorry bud, you can't have any."

Mean is sticking that plate in the microwave so the kitty has NO CHANCE to get a bit while it sits on the counter to cool.

THAT'S WHAT'S MEAN.

15 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Very mean indeed. And rude. Quite rude.

Gigi said...

Uh, it looks like it's for the kitty to ME.

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

THat is very mean!

Sparkle said...

OMC, your human broke ALL sorts of Cat Rules!

Vicat said...

Not even pizza cheese?????? Dood....
~Vicat

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Sausage??????
That always smells so good!!!
But not turkey sausage. That smells like bird. And it is what Mommy has in OUR freezer.
Not the same smell. Good, but not the same smell!
Our moms are really rude!!!!!!!
QUINN

The Swiss Cats said...

Not fair for the kitty. And rude.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

That's a low-down, dirty shame. Some people!

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

But you DID get some of the cooled meats after. right? Please tell us the Peeps weren't THAT stoopid!

Katnip Lounge said...

A hanging offense, certainly.

KitKat said...

I hope the Woman and the Man choked on their pizza after someone hurled on it.

The Island Cats said...

Dang, Max...that IS just plain mean.

Vicki, Sophia and Mia said...

Max, my dear, I think sausage has onions AND garlic, both of which are Bad For Kitties.

Just Ducky said...

Maybe you will get some of the pizza when they make it.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Holy Moly! How DO you put up with these people??