Oh.
Oh.
Oh.

Last night, the Woman did not give us our before-bed snack. Not at all. She went to bed without opening up any Stinky Goodness for us. Worsde, it didn't occur to her until after we'd had dinner tonight, when she found the half a can I was supposed to get on top of the refrigerator.

I am going to poop on her pillow. When her head is still on it. I swear!

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