All right. The Woman didn't like it when I was all growly and snarky yesterday, so I figured I'd be nice to her and do the cuddly thing.

Did she appreciate it?

Just barely!

Here I was, curled up on her, my head on her shoulder, purring away like a kitten who's just discovered premium Stinky Goodness--she was petting me--and she mutters, "Couldn't you have picked a better time for this?"

Well...no. I picked a time when she was flat on her back, in a really good position for stretching out on top of her, getting my head right where she could give me skritches...It's not my fault that the best time to do that is 4:30 in the morning.

If she wants a better time, she should take naps.

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