November 27, 2019

Hahahahahaha

The Woman gave me an early Christmas present, because she just knew I would love it and want to use it and might never leave it.


It's a sofa bed of my very own. And it's quite lovely, very nice to look at, but in 2 days I have not gotten on it of my own volition. I was on it for a minute last night, but she put me there with a new nip banana, hoping I would curl up and relax by the fire.

I might use it, but it's my duty as a cat to avoid it for a good two weeks.

9 comments:

Vicat said...

Cat 101

Unknown said...

Ain't she learnt nuffin after all these years? Do you hafta help her dress inna morning??

The Florida Furkids said...

Smart Dood!!!

The Florida Furkids

Shawn Aileen said...

Lmao! Will she never learn? You're a cat after all! Good for you Max! It looks like it'll be really comfy whenever you decide to lay on it!
xoxo

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Absolutely wait! And even then, only use it at night when The Woman is asleep. Yeah yeah, she'll notice some cat hairs, but she'll want to SEE you on it, so that will be good for a few MOLs...

Just Ducky said...

You will use it when you are good and ready to.

William’s Kith & Kin said...

MOL! You are too much, Max!

Summer said...

You can't show your enthusiasm for it too quickly!

Just Ducky said...

Just two weeks avoidance? I think longer to really drive her crazy.