If People liked crunchy treats, I'd be giving the Woman 5 or 6 of them right about now. Heck, I might even give her 8 or 9. Because she made Buddah cry.

Heh.

If you ever want to make Buddah cry, go into the giant litterbox room while he's taking care of bizness, and plop down on the giant litterbox. He hates anyone seeing him pee and gets all embarrassed, and will start crying like the little girl he is deep down.

The Woman accomplished this today, and to me, that is a crunchy-treat-worthy effort. I only wish it had been me.

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