How To Wake A Person Up:


  1. Sneakily creep up on top of them
  2. Curl up for a few minutes, to let them get used to your weight on their sleeping body
  3. Make sure your nose is cold
  4. When you're sure they're not about to roll over, stick your cold wet nose in their armpit.
  5. Be prepared to fall when they kind of halfway sit up
  6. If they don't sit up, lick the armpit
  7. Run like hell

They'll be awake, and then you can start doing the Yay You're Up And You Can Feed Me! dance.

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