All right...Christmas is over, Santa came, and I got stuff. I was good for when I needed to be good, right? So why is the Woman surprised that I've been waking her up this week by punching her in the eye? Isn't that what I do? Does she not remember this? Why is she not happy that I'm not punching her at 4 a.m.? I'm being nice, I'm waiting until just a few minutes before she would normally get up anyway.

Appreciate me, dammit.

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