Ohhhhh...I looked out the upstairs window this morning and there's a sign in the front yard that says FOR SALE. The Woman saw me looking and she said "Yep, it's official," and then went yammering on about how there are so many houses for sale in the neighborhood and the owner is going to be lucky to just get people to come see it and how we're probably going to like the new place a lot more...

Yeah, I mostly stopped paying attention, jumped onto the bed, and started licking myself. It seems to me that's the most appropriate response to any talk involving the M-word.

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