PUT SOME PANTS ON SO I CAN SIT ON YOUR LAP!
Seriously...it's been DAYS since she had anything acceptable covering her gross, squishy legs, and I have not had any quality lap time.
No, she's not naked, because that would be really gross and I would need eye bleach, but she wears these thing Lycra shorts and it's LIKE being naked, and it's just WRONG.
Man, I want winter to get here so she's wearing real pants and has the fire thingy turned on.
I miss my fire thingy.
And a non-squishy lap.
Seriously...it's been DAYS since she had anything acceptable covering her gross, squishy legs, and I have not had any quality lap time.
No, she's not naked, because that would be really gross and I would need eye bleach, but she wears these thing Lycra shorts and it's LIKE being naked, and it's just WRONG.
Man, I want winter to get here so she's wearing real pants and has the fire thingy turned on.
I miss my fire thingy.
And a non-squishy lap.
She is not being very cooperative, is she?
ReplyDeleteI agree, it's pretty inconsiderate. I think you should remind her that you are wearing your FUR COAT in this heat.
ReplyDeleteCome live with us. Our people have cold legs all year and never wear shorts!
ReplyDeleteMan I totally get you Max. Totally.
ReplyDeleteYou could come here, Max. We don't have a fireplace but it's hot enough to seem like we do so you could sit anywhere. Only not on my mom, because she's still all "It's too hot for cats."
ReplyDeleteYou would want to avoid our house at all costs, too! Near nekkidness reigns sumpreme here during summer!
ReplyDeleteI don't like laying on human skin either, Max. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteWally
Yeah, TBT has been wearin shorts too. He doesnt have squishy legs but we are all a bit casual about our claws and that makes him squirmy when we hit skin.
ReplyDeleteHoomin anatomy - unfurrily icky!
ReplyDelete~Vicat
hahaha, you are a funny cat - according to our human.
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
Why will she never cooperate?
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