But since today is his birthday, I kind have to be nice to him and not just because it's the right thing to do but because he doesn't like toys very much so that means he's going to get real live fresh dead steak and real live fresh dead shrimp and if he gets some I get some unless I jump on his and bite him or something, so I don't want to do that because I do want to have steak and shrimp.
Now, this is what he wants to do when he's not eating because the Mom's lap is is favorite thing to be on and getting skritches is his favorite thing to do but a lot of the time she has a computer on her lap so he has to squeeze in there which is okay sometimes but maybe not on his birthday so I think while she's asleep tonight I'm chew on the power cord and kill it or something, and that will be my present to him, a whole day of her lap.
Anyway, today Max is 14 years old and on the first birthday he had when I was here the Mom wasn't sure he would make it even to 5 because he got so sick and she always said that if he lived as many years as the Cat Who Came Before Him, Dusty, and as many years as Hank the Dog I Never Met, 13 of them, that she would be happy but here he is 14 years old and even though he's slowing down he seems pretty happy.
So HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX! I'll try to be nice to you all day.
Happy Birthday Max!!!
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A big happy birthday to you, Max!
ReplyDeleteHappy Happy 14th Birthday , Max !
ReplyDeleteHappy Birfday Max! You are really a softie at heart I can tell. And you know how I can tell? Because *I*, Spitty the Kitty, Yes, ME, I am turning into kind of a softie too, with the pettings and the brushings and the lap-sittings. It only took me 11 years, MOL! Hope you really, really, REALLY enjoy your surf'n'turf, and yeah, go ahead and share some with the bro.
ReplyDeleteHappy Purrday Max!!!!! Hope you get lots of lap time and enjoy your steak and shrimp.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday wishes from Little Nicky, Henry David, and me. Enjoy your birthday treats.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Max!!! Enjoy that steak and shrimp :)
ReplyDeleteMax, may all your hopes come true on your Birfday...
ReplyDeleteHappy 14th Birthday Max!
ReplyDeleteHope you get spoiled lots and lots :)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
Happy Birthday Max! Did you know you are a year older than I am?!
ReplyDeleteHappy 14th birthday Max. You have accomplished so much- inspired bloggers, shared your wisdom through your books, and provided fits of laughter along the way. We can't wait to see what you do next!
ReplyDeleteWe hope this is your best year yet!
TK, Pip and Dee
Happy 14th birthday Max. You have accomplished so much- inspired bloggers, shared your wisdom through your books, and provided fits of laughter along the way. We can't wait to see what you do next!
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TK, Pip and Dee
Happy 14th birthday Max. You have accomplished so much- inspired bloggers, shared your wisdom through your books, and provided fits of laughter along the way. We can't wait to see what you do next!
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TK, Pip and Dee
Happy 14th Birthday Max!!! We hope you have a fabulous day and get lots of real live fresh dead steak and shrimp!!!
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happy purrthday, max. you is our oldest furriend onna innernets! we're glad you're still here, an' we hopes you stays fur lotsa more years. we luffs ya, dood! --the meowers an' mom
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Max! Enjoy your feast and lap time dear friend!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good plan to us, Buddah. We hope you greatly enjoy Max's steak and shrimp.
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy 15th Birthday, Max! You've still got it all together since you're still writing your column. Keep your brain active. It pays off.
Happy birthday Max. And Buddah you're a good brother to look out for Max on his birthday.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Max. And Buddah you're a good brother to look out for Max on his birthday.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Max. And Buddah you're a good brother to look out for Max on his birthday.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Max!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX!!!
ReplyDeleteDood Happy 14th and many many more! YOu were one of very first inspirations so many years ago when we began blogging.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Max. Steak and shrimp... You're a lucky cat.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to you Max!! You're our hero!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Max. We hope you get lots of live dead shrimps.
ReplyDeleteHappy Purrthday Mr Max and many more. Hope you enjoy your shrimps and steak.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Max, may you set the new gold standard for long lives lived.
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated Birthday Max! I hope you got the real live dead shrimp you love. And, Buddah, you are a good brother for being nice to Max on his birthday.
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Happy Birthday Max
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