If you have questions for Ask Max Monday, go ahead and either ask them in the comment section at my column on mousebreath, or email them to email@example.com--I'll still be able to get my column done. The Woman is taking a computer and I can find a way to get her to help me get my work done. And she's coming back on Sunday, anyway, so there will be plenty of time to get it done.
Oh, and look at this!
Since I peed on his other ones, I had to buy Buddah a new toy, and it got here already. He likes it a lot, so I'll refrain from destroying it. For a while.