September 14, 2009

Man, I have been trying to get at the computer for=, like DAYS, but the Woman has been "busy." She says she's been formatting all her books for something called "Smashwords" but really, all I see is her sitting here saying A LOT if inventive words...

Supposedly once she does this her books (in eReader form) will be available at Barnes & Noble, kind of like they are at Amazon.

But notice the most important part: she's doing HER books. Not mine. HER BOOKS.

Clearly, she does not have her priorities right. We all know who sells the most books.

It sure as heck ain't her...
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14 comments:

  1. Jack, Persephone, Tenzing and Lancelot9/15/2009 1:04 AM

    Hmmmm... Maybe she's just *practicing* on her books until she gets it right, so she doesn't risk messing up the important books!

    Also, WE RULE THE INTERNETS!!!!!!

    ~Jack

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  2. Teddy Westlife9/15/2009 2:43 AM

    Pooping may be required.

    Huffle Mawson

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  3. Millie9/15/2009 4:53 AM

    Yo Max! Watch out for the guy in the bloo shorts. He should be bringing you something from New Hampster soon!

    I feel your pain when the Woman ignores you. Mine does the same thing to me, but when mine does it, she's in front of the sewing machine.

    sigh

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  4. The Meezers or Billy9/15/2009 5:14 AM

    yeah, we think she's practicing so that she gets YOUR books formatted right.

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  5. Gemini and Ichiro9/15/2009 7:34 AM

    Sheesh--seeing you outsell her I would have thought she'd do your books first!

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  6. Angel, Kirby and Max9/15/2009 9:00 AM

    At least when she does yours. she will know what she is doing.

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  7. jenianddean9/15/2009 10:32 AM

    Maybe if she gets them up on B&N she just might catch up with you in sales. Maybe.
    --Jasper

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  8. Tommy and Teaghan9/15/2009 5:55 PM

    Um, dude, more sales at B&N might mean more food for yoo. Just might. Depends on whether she wants to share or not.

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  9. Quill and Greyson9/15/2009 7:11 PM

    When will she ever learn?

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  10. Mickey's Musings9/15/2009 7:26 PM

    Does this mean your Mom will be making a visit to the woodshed? heeheehee
    Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

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  11. mister jeter harris, hizself9/15/2009 7:56 PM

    max ...dood ...
    u hav da funniest laff i've ever herd.
    it makez me laff an laff!
    jus sayin!
    yerz--jh

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  12. Karen Jo9/15/2009 11:29 PM

    Don't worry, Max. The Woman will do your books, too. I also think that she's practicing on her books, so your books will turn out right.

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  13. The Island Cats9/16/2009 4:17 PM

    Max...you got to hire better help...

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  14. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)9/16/2009 5:21 PM

    We read YOUR books, not HERS...

    Nothin gainst HERS, but we read cat books...

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