The other day Scooby, Shaggy, and Scout commented that the title of my next book should be How To Completely Befuddle Your People.
The Working title is The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats. It's almost done, I just need to finish the illustrations, and let me tell you, it's hard to draw when you don't have opposable thumbs. The pen keeps shooting out from between my paws, and I'm getting ink all over everything.
You'd think the Woman would be of more help, but she just keeps saying "I've got my own book to work on. You figure it out."
As soon as she's done with her book and prints it out, I'm treating it to a toothy death.